It's derby time just around the corner. Just a two-match series this year (seeing as we don't look like making the play-offs) and we're already one up. Eeeeasy, easy...

Facile, facile.

Our heroic knights will descend upon you, lay waste to your land, smash your team and dance to the lamentations of your women.

I expect nothing more than a crushing victory to the Harlequins.

You might as well kneel before me now and beg forgiveness.

I thought my white flag waving surrender monkey post was better TBH

They say a picture paints a thousand words but you cannot roar a picture.

And I shall roar at the Bloomsbury on Sunday wishing I was there, in Perpignan, striking fear into the hearts of frenchmen and lust in the bosom of the ladies...

5 Euros a pint. Robbery...

thieving french barstewards..........Let's hope Ganson feels the same about the price of frog beer

woah woah, you don't need to worry about the price of beer, you shandy drinkin saffaners! all you yuppies drink your wine in your wine bars anyway, try the proper stuff while you're over there!

I laugh at your pint and raise a nice half litre as a defiant gesture

Guinness and lots of it.

My bosom was lusting until you posted this.

I've had to clean a toilet after a night on the Guinness and it's not pretty.

Lightweight